Dear [redacted],

Please hurry up and order my coffee. I haven't had my breakfast blend in weeks, so I've had to drink house blend. But today neither were available so I had to drink the super-charged, motor oil-like SUPER DARK BLEND and I'm about to lose my mind!?!?!! Even with the sweet chocolatey-ness of the Milky Way swirl, it was much to high-test for me. Hoping I come down from this cloud soon.

Many thanks,
M